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Sucka

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 02 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

I'm Gonna Git You, Reanimated Corpse Subsisting On The Blood Of The Living

Beware he who stalks the darkest, foulest recesses of humor, he who greedily slurps up every drop of human decency, he for whom no vile deed is too low - Count Punula! He wants to suck your laughter, but instead he just sucks. Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week! Don't take any wooden corpuscules!

This shirt was designed by: an unfortunate victim of vampirism kept chained in the chambers below Woot Manor, both for the public's safety and for his illustration skills.

Wear this shirt: soon, because nobody's in the mood for vampire jokes on November 1.

Don't wear this shirt: if you're allergic to awesomeness!

This shirt tells the world: "I wonder whatever happened to that Transylvania Twist of mine?"

We call this color: Black Blood Cell.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 13.000s
First Sucker:
jaktylr
Last Wooter to Woot:
vadams1979

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

93%
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