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Suicidal Maple Leaf

by goelzjs

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Maple Leaf Drag

First Place finisher in Derby #9, with 526 votes!

Dear everyone,

I'm sorry if I hurt you, but I just can't bear to spend my final days slowly shrivelling up and drying out. We all know the end is coming. You might say I just took a shortcut. Please remember me as I was - green, moist, gently swaying in the breeze - and not as the grotesque red thing I turned into at the end. I love you all. Don't cry for me. I'm somewhere better now (on the ground, I mean) and I look forward to meeting you all there again someday.

Goodbye,
Leif Maple

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member goelzjs, who has now out-James Cho'd James Cho. This design won Derby #9, Pirate Penguin took the top spot in #8, and Go Rock, Beat Paper placed third in #6. Can he pull off the three-peat next week?

Wear this shirt: because a thousand other people will, too. If a million people like something, it's old news, but a thousand people is an underground movement.

Don't wear this shirt: if you counsel the depressed. It almost makes suicide seem pretty.

This shirt tells the world: "Whoever dies with the most leaves wins."

We call this color: Olive Things Must Pass.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 5% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
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Suicidal Maple Leaf by goelzjs
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.