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Sumi Panda

by kharmazero

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Slate
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 24 - Feb 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

... hard to believe they're actually heartless monsters.

Hello. I am Mary. I am the only human who has mastered the panda language. I have been called “The Panda Whisperer.” I got that nickname when I was on the Ellen show. Then I had to dance for 34 minutes. It was terrible. Anyway, I want you to know that pandas are real d-bags. My research shows 64% of the pandas surveyed are at least slightly racist, perhaps in part because they’re drunk all the time. They don’t shoplift because of a dire financial situation - they shoplift because they love it. Most of them don’t make a new pot of coffee when they take the last cup. I realize that’s not as problematic as racism but it’s still worth mentioning. They snatched a Cam Newton touchdown football out of the hands of a toddler. Then they threw the football into a Dumpster. Didn’t even want the football. The won’t shut up about their workouts. Again, not as serious as taking a football from a child, but still very irritating behavior. Pandas are jerks. I hope this has been helpful.

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Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
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  • 8% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

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Sumi Panda by kharmazero
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.