Sumo Size Me

by Gaunty

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Silver

Style Tee

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Are You Full Or Would You Like Sumo?

36 Views Of McFlurry

That chicken special
Comes with fries and a drink, right?
I would like a large

Two patties of beef
Also seeds upon the bun
Special is the sauce

This shake I like best
Why is it only made on
This one holiday?

This nugget right here
This one in particular
The most delicious

Wrappers on my tray
Artifacts of my passing
Go get me a pie

Wear this shirt:

because it’s already got ketchup stains on it, so maybe you won’t have to add your own.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your mother was a tailor who sewed your new blue jeans. Or if your daddy was a gamblin’ man down in New Orleans. If you do, probably no one will get the joke.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m big in Japan! And China! And England! And almost anywhere else I find myself!”

We call this color: Can I Get Two Bags Of Hot Fries, A Box Of Snack Cakes, Three Jelly Donuts, And A Six Pack Of Heather Graype Soda To Go?

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!