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Sumo Size Me

by Gaunty

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 8
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Are You Full Or Would You Like Sumo?

36 Views Of McFlurry

That chicken special
Comes with fries and a drink, right?
I would like a large

Two patties of beef
Also seeds upon the bun
Special is the sauce

This shake I like best
Why is it only made on
This one holiday?

This nugget right here
This one in particular
The most delicious

Wrappers on my tray
Artifacts of my passing
Go get me a pie


Wear this shirt:

because it’s already got ketchup stains on it, so maybe you won’t have to add your own.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your mother was a tailor who sewed your new blue jeans. Or if your daddy was a gamblin’ man down in New Orleans. If you do, probably no one will get the joke.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m big in Japan! And China! And England! And almost anywhere else I find myself!”

We call this color: Can I Get Two Bags Of Hot Fries, A Box Of Snack Cakes, Three Jelly Donuts, And A Six Pack Of Heather Graype Soda To Go?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 40.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Sumo Size Me by Gaunty
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.