“Hey, Sun? Sun? Sun? SuuUUUUuun. SunSunSunSunSunSunSunSUN. Sunny-Sunny-Sun-Sun. Hey, Sun.”

“Ugh. What IS it, Moon?”

“Nothing. I just wanted to see if you were asleep. And since you’re NOT, I think you should watch werewolf movies with me! Yay!”

“Dude, you’ve got to be kidding. You know, I gotta be up in the morning for work. Speaking of which, what are you doing still here? Shouldn’t you be out by now?”

“Nah. I’m waning this week! It’s like working but with a fraction of the effort! And I know you’re working shorter hours due to the season, dude, so don’t play like you’re “Mr. Responsible” or something.”

“Moon, please! I’m trying to sleep.”

“All right, all right. Have it your way. But hey, could you just lemme put this popcorn bag on your forehead real quick. It gets done so much faster than putting it in the microwave this way.”

Wear this shirt: to a performance of Neil Simon’s “The Odd Couple”.

Don’t wear this shirt: in front of some nerd who’s only going to correct it with science.

This shirt tells the world: “A body at rest would stay at rest if not for jerk roommates.”

We call this color: Heather Gray Skies Above

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