Oh, you wanted something subtle?
I don’t see what the big deal is, Zax. We wanted to overthrow a huge, faceless, worldwide super-company. This does that. Who cares that it’s nothing like what you envisioned? It’s getting the job done!
Yeah, yeah, I heard you. You wanted something fitting of the alleged dystopia in which we live. You wanted something futuristic, but slightly anachronistic. Maybe some computer hacking or technology grafted under our skin or something. But you know what? A gigantic old-timey robot smashing through the brightly-lit countryside does the trick, too.
Okay, well while you’re sitting there whining about the lack of androids or electric sheep or whatever, I’m going to go watch this thing terrorize the city. You can come if you want; it’s nice outside. It’s not even raining.
Wear this shirt: If giant robots are your thing.
Don’t wear this shirt: While hacking through corporate firewalls.
This shirt tells the world: “Cyberpunk? No idea what that is.”
We call this color: And on top of all that, it’s Creme.


Features
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
Classic T-Shirt Fit:
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
- Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
- Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
- Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Specs
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 28.000s
- First Sucker:
- gricomet
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- b34tn1k
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