Hey, 1%! Our investments are a SOMETIMES food!

Yeah, you storm in here and NOMNOMNOM our retirement accounts and everybody laughs and says it’s cute. And then you come back and NOMNOMNOM our benefits and somebody makes a line of plush dolls with your face on them. Then it’s NOMNOMNOM to our social programs and NOMNOMNOM to what we pay in taxes and NOMNOMNOM to our savings because the cost of oil goes so high while you’re speculating about what would be best for you to NOMNOMNOM next. And we’re sick of it! Sick of your fuzzy blue oppression!

Yes, we voted for the other guy last time, but guess what? He turned out to be a fuzzy RED oppressor when all was said and done! And when faced with the option, what did he do? He walked over and cut a deal where you could NOMNOMNOM all you wanted and you said it wasn’t NOMNOMNOM enough. You demanded even more NOMNOMNOMs then you ever had before, and he just laughed and rolled over so you could tickle his belly! Well, we’re harder than that. Except for Ben over there, he’s part of the soft batch. But he’s still got a voice too!

You better watch yourself, you NOMNOMNOMing power brokers. We’re standing up for our own rights now. Eat us at your own peril. Maybe you’ll finish a few of us… but you’ll never get the whole box.

Wear this shirt: in layers, because it’s gonna be a long winter out there.

Don’t wear this shirt: and ask what Mr. Hooper discovered. It’s best you never find out.

This shirt tells the world: “That’s the way the cookie crumbles when being beaten by batons after the media’s been arrested.”

We call this color: Why Don’t You Get A Job And Earn Some Silver

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