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Support The 2% (Milk)

by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
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This Is What Dessert Pastry Looks Like

Hey, 1%! Our investments are a SOMETIMES food!

Yeah, you storm in here and NOMNOMNOM our retirement accounts and everybody laughs and says it’s cute. And then you come back and NOMNOMNOM our benefits and somebody makes a line of plush dolls with your face on them. Then it’s NOMNOMNOM to our social programs and NOMNOMNOM to what we pay in taxes and NOMNOMNOM to our savings because the cost of oil goes so high while you’re speculating about what would be best for you to NOMNOMNOM next. And we’re sick of it! Sick of your fuzzy blue oppression!

Yes, we voted for the other guy last time, but guess what? He turned out to be a fuzzy RED oppressor when all was said and done! And when faced with the option, what did he do? He walked over and cut a deal where you could NOMNOMNOM all you wanted and you said it wasn’t NOMNOMNOM enough. You demanded even more NOMNOMNOMs then you ever had before, and he just laughed and rolled over so you could tickle his belly! Well, we’re harder than that. Except for Ben over there, he’s part of the soft batch. But he’s still got a voice too!

You better watch yourself, you NOMNOMNOMing power brokers. We’re standing up for our own rights now. Eat us at your own peril. Maybe you’ll finish a few of us… but you’ll never get the whole box.

Wear this shirt: in layers, because it’s gonna be a long winter out there.

Don’t wear this shirt: and ask what Mr. Hooper discovered. It’s best you never find out.

This shirt tells the world: “That’s the way the cookie crumbles when being beaten by batons after the media’s been arrested.”

We call this color: Why Don’t You Get A Job And Earn Some Silver

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 10.000s
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Support The 2% (Milk) by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.