Swept Away

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Brown

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We Can't Steer!

1st place in Derby #256: Lost In A Good Book, with 850 votes!

Come all ye young pirates that fly through the air,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
It's terrifying please save me from here,
Will a high pressure system blow this thing down?

Aboard the Rishadan Airship I first served my time,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
I was sick the whole cruise and didn't earn a dime.
Will a BB gun pellet blow this thing down?

We're landsman and sailors but all afraid to fall,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
Watch out for that mountain it's a mile tall.
Maybe its ragged peak will blow this thing down.

To larboard and starboard I get vertigo,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
The sandwich I ate just went out the window,
Oh, no, this thing is going down.

Wear this shirt: in your imagination

Don't wear this shirt: among the illiterate throng

This shirt tells the world: "I read at a tech-fantasy level."

We call this color: Bad, Bad Leeward Brown

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!