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Swim, Little Nessie!

by JadenKale

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 25 - Jul 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 24
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Plesiosauradorable

2nd Place in Derby #31(Water), with 696 votes!

There are those who say that a mysterious creature has survived for centuries in the dark and frigid waters of Loch Ness, largely unobserved by man. It lives at depths we cannot penetrate, and surfaces only rarely, for the most fleeting of moments. Some who see the creature doubt their own eyes—could that have been a log? A wake? A school of herring? The wind playing on the surface? Still others—those who are sure of what they’ve witnessed—decline to offer testimony before a mocking, incredulous public. In private, when asked about the monster they’ve seen, they’ll say only: “Awww, so cute!”

This shirt was designed by: JadenKale, whom we sometimes call “the Jade Giantess” or “the Kale Colossus,” or “one bad gamma mamma,” which she does not seem to appreciate at all.

Wear this shirt: until it gets stained or threadbare, then cut it up to make one of the fun and fashionable t-shirt craft projects from our forthcoming do-it-yourself-book.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Skeptical Society meetings, except “ironically.”

This shirt tells the world: “I want to believe. And rub its roly-poly belly.”

We call this color: Navy Bwoo

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 2.000s
First Sucker:
ewenix
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Swim, Little Nessie! by JadenKale
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.