Third Place in Derby #31 (Water), with 692 votes!

oh you playful koi
like burritos of the deep
adorn our chest well

improve our garden
like carrots the cat can hunt
see him by your lake

you are pets but still
you are always free to do
whatever you like

hey did you hear that
story about the man who
was from nantucket

This shirt was designed by: klswoot, our distant cousin. But there’s no nepotism here. It was completely decided by talent. And a bribe. Oh! Did I say that out loud?

Wear this shirt: when you are eating watermelon. Koi love watermelon! At least, according to Wikipedia. And in the same visit I found out that Bob Hope does the voice of Pikachu and Abraham Lincoln invented the water slide and, best of all, that there’s already leaked footage from the new Batman movie! What a great site.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re coming to the office to punch us for what just happened up there. This shirt is too pretty to ruin with our blood. At least put down a tarp.

This shirt tells the world: “I grow to the size of the water in which I am put.”

We call this color: Showa Sanshoku

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