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Synthetic Beauty

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 27 - Nov 30
Express - Estimated delivery Nov 24 - Nov 26
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2nd place in Derby #92: Steampunk, with 1168 votes!

Prefer plastic flowers to living ones? Robots to people? The motorik drone of Kraftwerk to the song of the nightingale? Then pull this shirt over your cyborg head and make your meatspace a little more artificial. Unfortunately, the shirt’s made entirely of cotton. But we’re pretty sure the ink is man-made.

Wear this shirt: on your next date with a blow-up doll.

Don’t wear this shirt: on your next wandering into the desert in search of shamanistic earth wisdom. For one thing, a black shirt would get hella hot.

This shirt tells the world: “Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel? Not me. I use a gear.”

We call this color: Imitation Simulated Counterfeit Polysynthetic Black.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!