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Synthetic Beauty

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 05 - Oct 06
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 02
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

So, Sort Of Like A Boob Job, Is What You’re Saying?

2nd place in Derby #92: Steampunk, with 1168 votes!

Prefer plastic flowers to living ones? Robots to people? The motorik drone of Kraftwerk to the song of the nightingale? Then pull this shirt over your cyborg head and make your meatspace a little more artificial. Unfortunately, the shirt’s made entirely of cotton. But we’re pretty sure the ink is man-made.

Wear this shirt: on your next date with a blow-up doll.

Don’t wear this shirt: on your next wandering into the desert in search of shamanistic earth wisdom. For one thing, a black shirt would get hella hot.

This shirt tells the world: “Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel? Not me. I use a gear.”

We call this color: Imitation Simulated Counterfeit Polysynthetic Black.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Synthetic Beauty by ramyb
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.