These two warriors have a long history together with a lot of bad blood between them. Should be a great fight!

Of course, everyone remembers the infamous biting incident, when Rex savagely tore into Triceratops’s ear and lost the fight on a technicality. Triceratops has had some drama of his own recently, with those charges that he dodged the draft during his radical period, when he was known as Torosaurus Ali.

Each dinosaur has something to prove here tonight. Now it all comes to a head in the ring, with the opening bell- and Triceratops comes out punching! A right! A left! Another right! And just like that, T. Rex is down! That just proves something that Ferdie “The Fight Pterodactyl” Dundee said to me once: it’s not so much the height advantage that matters, it’s the reach!

Wear this shirt: to show those namby-pamby paleontologists that Triceratops still rules.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have to pull it on over your bony neck frill and three large, pointy horns. It’ll never survive.

This shirt tells the world: “Float like a butterfly, sting like a ceratopsid.”

We call this color: Black Thunder Lizard.

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