Anarocksic! Everybody has something inside they’ve got to get out. Plug in or pull out or string up or blow out or whatever you want to call what you’re doing with your axe, but play that thing like you had a bet with the Devil! Ain’t nothin’ “girly” about this “experiment”! You’re Cthuba, the many tenticled tri-valved brass monster, and you have arisen to show the world your fury! Remember, even a flautist can be metal!

This shirt was designed by: Edgar McHerly. We’ve been told he’s the Marshall Applewhite of the forums, as he’s developed a cult following. Make sure you wear brand new Nikes.

Wear this shirt: so you are unquestioned as you lead the way. Everyone knows you should follow the gut.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Slim Goodbody Water Slide. You’ll have to listen to little old ladies saying “Excuse me, do you work here?” for the entire day.

This shirt tells the world: “Don’t take your gramaphone on the Tilt-O Whirl.”

We call this color: Cranblarrrrrrry

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