First Place in Derby #23 (The Big Do-Over) with 508 votes! Originally debuted in Derby #6 with 347 votes.

The Constitution. The Magna Carta. The Ten Commandments. The Code Of Hammurabi. There is a law older than all of these, a law coded into our DNA, nay, into our very souls, the very atoms that bind the glorious starstuff that makes our cosmos. Are we so different, you and I? Is there such a chasm between us? My friend, we are all part of the grand game that began long before we arrived and will continue long after we are gone. We are the caretakers, not the inheritors. We must use our power now so that others can have it later. Even as we speak, we have moved within reach of each other. Let us embrace as family, orphans in this storm that is the uni-HA HA YOU GOT TOO CLOSE NOW YOU’RE IT WOO HOO HOO HOO hoo hooo

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member Vishneda, who came up with the design during a rather spirited game of TV Tag. Just keep in mind that not everyone will accept “The Morning Farm And Weather Report” as a valid answer.

Wear this shirt: if you want to have an excuse to poke people all day. What can they do? The rules are the rules.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work in information technology. People will get confused, and that just isn’t fair.

This shirt tells the world: “No tagbacks, jerkface!”

We call this color: Olly Olly Oxennavy

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