1st place in our Live Analog Derby, as conceived by Jonathan Knell!

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Susan, we’ve got to go find Cal. He’s run off again. I don’t know where – where does he ever go? I swear, that robot of mine is going to be the death of me. No, I meant literally, Susan. He found the gun safe. I don’t know, he keeps saying something about wanting to be a writer.

Well, we wouldn’t have this problem if you had just let Elvex go on dreaming. Oh, he was fine! So his fractally-designed brain gave him dreams of humanity? So what? But oh no, Susan’s got to destroy him as a protective measure. Yeesh. Well how protected are we now that our new robot has arbitrarily decided to disobey the three laws because he’s got a screenplay he’s really excited about?

New Law? All this trouble and now you want to get a NEW LAW robot?! Is it too much to ask for a nice, Asenion robot these days?!

Wear this shirt: All the time. Seriously. This shirt is amazing. We’ve got one on right now.

Don’t wear this shirt: In front of your Roomba. You don’t want that guy getting ideas.

This shirt tells the world: Me and Elijah Baley are tight like that.

We call this color: Asphaltimov

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