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Take the Highway

by ThatRobert

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Asphalt
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 6 - Mar 8
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 3 - Mar 5
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Mar 11 - Mar 13
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we will brox u

A mostly harmless design.

Great news, we’ve brought back our real space scientist to answer more questions about space! Welcome, real space scientist!

       "pretty sure i told you the other day i’m not a -"

Ssssh not now. FIRST QUESTION.

Hi. Is it possible to hitchhike in space?

        "uh, no, because it’s . . .illegal."

Yeah what kind of place do you think space is, for crying out loud? Oregon? Next question.

Will we ever live in space?

        "um. yes? but, uh, not everyone will want to, because the HOA is gonna be a real pain."

Imagine the fees. Someone ask another question.

Do farts smell in space?

       "ew, jeez, i have no - i mean, yes. but they smell like pizza. so. . .space is gonna ruin pizza for us."

How about a question unrelated to flatus for the space scientist.

How many planets are in space?

        "at last count, 42."

Are you sure about that?

Whoa, okay, I don’t think we need to doubt this authentic space scientist.

        "i keep telling you, i’m just a -"

GOOD TALK BYE NOW.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

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  • 88% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Take the Highway by ThatRobert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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