Take the Highway

by ThatRobert

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Color Asphalt

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A mostly harmless design.

Great news, we’ve brought back our real space scientist to answer more questions about space! Welcome, real space scientist!

"pretty sure i told you the other day i’m not a -"

Ssssh not now. FIRST QUESTION.

Hi. Is it possible to hitchhike in space?

"uh, no, because it’s . . .illegal."

Yeah what kind of place do you think space is, for crying out loud? Oregon? Next question.

Will we ever live in space?

"um. yes? but, uh, not everyone will want to, because the HOA is gonna be a real pain."

Imagine the fees. Someone ask another question.

Do farts smell in space?

"ew, jeez, i have no - i mean, yes. but they smell like pizza. so. . .space is gonna ruin pizza for us."

How about a question unrelated to flatus for the space scientist.

How many planets are in space?

"at last count, 42."

Are you sure about that?

Whoa, okay, I don’t think we need to doubt this authentic space scientist.

"i keep telling you, i’m just a -"

GOOD TALK BYE NOW.

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