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Tasty Crunchable Birdses

by SpicyHamster

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

The Sandersillion

One Recipe to rule them all... 

During the 12th century of the Second Age, Colonel Sauron approached the Elven chefs of Eregion, promising the power to change Middle Earth to reflect the culinary wonders of Valinor. Tempted by power, these chefs forged 13 secret herbs and spices to enhance their recipes. 

However, Colonel Sauron busily forged his own recipe in the heart of Kentucky: The One Fried Chicken Recipe, designed to be so delicious that it would dominate those who wielded the 13 secret herbs and spices. 

Realizing they had been betrayed, the elves cast off the spices they had created, vowing to never use them. But Colonel Sauron's dark machinations spread to mortal men, and he lured them into his restaurants with the promise of poultry power. 

The men were corrupted by the fried chicken, and became slaves to the Dark Lord's recipe. Slowly these once-mighty kings and captains grew fat and complaisant, unable to resist the finger-licking deliciousness of the One Recipe. They became Nazgizzard -- chicken-wraiths -- suffering unending life in the succor of their lord. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 24.662s
First Sucker:
reviler
Last Wooter to Woot:
ColdPeach

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Tasty Crunchable Birdses by SpicyHamster
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