Tea Time

by Naolito

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Coach

2nd place in Derby #263: England, Editor's Choice!

What we're looking at here isn't just an anthropomorphic tea bag who bares a striking resemblance to a popular animated American television show; it's actually the diving coach of one Stephan Feck of Germany.

Unlike the judges, Coach Bag didn't have anything bad to say about Feck's form. "Nailed it as far as I'm concerned," he told the press. "Perfect. Had that 'oh-crap-I'm-falling-into-the-water look down pat. 10.0 in my book."

That wasn't to say Bag was all compliments: "I didn't like what he did after the landing. Didn't give himself enough time to seep, and where was the bobbing? You've got to bob in and out if you want to get all the flavor. Nearly ruined it if you ask me."

Wear this shirt: when you're going on an adventure.

Don't wear this shirt: if you have a fin.

This shirt tells the world: "I take my tea with a splash."

We call this color: Swanna go swimming slate-r?

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Black - White - 7530C - 7527C - 711C - Cool Gray 10C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 6% bought 2
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Tea Time by Naolito
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