What we're looking at here isn't just an anthropomorphic tea bag who bares a striking resemblance to a popular animated American television show; it's actually the diving coach of one Stephan Feck of Germany.
Unlike the judges, Coach Bag didn't have anything bad to say about Feck's form. "Nailed it as far as I'm concerned," he told the press. "Perfect. Had that 'oh-crap-I'm-falling-into-the-water look down pat. 10.0 in my book."
That wasn't to say Bag was all compliments: "I didn't like what he did after the landing. Didn't give himself enough time to seep, and where was the bobbing? You've got to bob in and out if you want to get all the flavor. Nearly ruined it if you ask me."
Wear this shirt: when you're going on an adventure.
Don't wear this shirt: if you have a fin.
This shirt tells the world: "I take my tea with a splash."
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Sales Stats
Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.994s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience
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0%≥ 25 woots
Purchaser Seniority
14%joined today
1%one week old
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19%one year old
63%> one year old
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