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Tesla Tech

by Vincent Carrozza

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 25 - Oct 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 25
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Earn Your Lumps.

Science is fun, but it's a lot more "research and experiment" than "explosions and Batman gadgets."

Welcome, incoming Freshmen. I stand before you today excited for what lies ahead of you. I do need to clarify some things, though, since we've had a recent plague of misguided enrollment. Yes, you will be learning all manner of amazing thing, but pop culture may have misled you in just how applicable that knowledge will be.

Chemistry majors, you should know before you begin that we will not be turning you all into little Walter Whites and turning you loose to begin careers in the production and/or distribution of methamphetamine. Yes, you will learn enough of the chemical sciences that you will probably be able to manufacture drugs. That doesn't mean you should. It's nowhere near as glamorous as TV makes it out to be.

Similarly, students of our Engineering program will still be bound by the rules of physics and thus unable to manufacture Tony Stark-esque exoskeletal armor to give you the power of flight, repulser rays, and all other manner of comic book foolishness. Biology students will in no way find a way to cross their DNA with that of a spider or jellyfish or some such nonsense to give themselves horrific strength or stamina or flight or whatever.

But other than that, science is super fun. Good luck!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Tesla Tech by Vincent Carrozza
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.