That Is The Question

by ApeLad

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Color Asphalt

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The head is not more native to the heart

Man, they try to ban death metal but they happily teach this play in schools? What’s wrong with people?

For real, a guy from Denmark sent to murder his stepfather by a ghost? A girlfriend who kills herself for reasons she doesn’t particularly want to share? Set this in Arkansas and the local D&D club’s going to jail, but bury it between the story of two underage Italian lovers and a tale of killing a legitimate head of state and suddenly, it’s okay! It’s a classic! Everybody have the first twenty pages finished by Friday for the pop quiz!

Stuff like Hamlet really drives home two major points. One, if “the powers that be” really wanted to make rap uninteresting to kids, they’d teach Jay-Z and Eminem in schools. And two, popular media has been all about sex and murder since the very first caveman killed a guy and hooked up with his widow. So take the lesson to heart, young writers. If you want to tell the story of some depressed semi-incestuous lunatics and their terrible terrible lives, don’t set it in a trailer park like they do on television. Set it in a castle and make them all spout poetry! And it’ll be hailed as the most mature thing you ever did!

Wear this shirt: in kids sizes. Teachers will say OH THAT’S SO INAPPROPRIATE before they lean in to read what’s on the shirt and then suddenly they’ll have to backpedal and it’ll be so great.

Don’t wear this shirt: in women’s sizes. Don’t you know the history of the classical theater tradition? The Bard was for men only, toots. Don’t blame us, blame England.

This shirt tells the world: “No longer mourn for me when I am dead/Than you shall hear the surly sullen bell/Give warning to the world that I am fled/From this vile world with vilest worms to dwell” SERIOUSLY THAT’S ONE FUZZY GUITAR AWAY FROM BEING A TRACK ON THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

We call this color: It’s Bad Luck To Mention The Asphaltish Play

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 56.000s

First Sucker:: jpbeattie85

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 56.000s

First Sucker:: jpbeattie85

Last Wooter to Woot:: genx00

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

9% joined today
2% one week old
3% one month old
20% one year old
67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
6% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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caffienekitty explains, "I would get this in a heartbeat if I wasn't certain my evil washer would eat half the letters by the fourth washing. Also if I wasn't broke."
7:00 PM, 11/20/2011
csl312 posts, "I love Hamlet, but this just reminds me how often Hamlet is mis-quoted..."
6:03 PM, 11/20/2011
magyargirl called and asked if Mel Gibson approved of this shirt. He couldn't be reached for comment.
2:22 AM, 11/21/2011
dcroe05 gripes, "The skull is associated with the "Alas, poor Yorrick" speech. But the text here is the "To be, or not to be" speech."
6:06 PM, 11/20/2011
wesmike sees a combination, "Like a morbid fusion of Nevermore and Celtic Skull."
2:35 AM, 11/21/2011
Narfcake serves up some Animaniacs for good measure.
6:33 PM, 11/20/2011
[ARTIST] ApeLad comments on modern games, "Gaming's all about gestures and body movements nowadays. I totally dropped the ball on that prediction."
6:37 PM, 11/20/2011
[ARTIST] ApeLad says, "And you guys thought I was all Santa fondling, hobo cats, table of element parodies, and juvenile calculator gags. I'm only 90% those things."
6:26 PM, 11/20/2011
chessasaur nods, "They could have just charged my card and mailed me the shirt without even telling me. It's that good."
6:11 PM, 11/20/2011
JadenKale loves her some shading.
6:03 PM, 11/20/2011
minoman2012 concludes, punctuation aside, "If I had the dough, I'd definitely buy this shirt, because it's flat out dope."
3:49 AM, 11/21/2011
irockash has a caveat, "I'd only buy this if it was Sean Connery holding it."
8:45 PM, 11/20/2011
eneref opines, "A very odd place in the middle of the soliloquy to stop."
6:07 PM, 11/20/2011
zelucifer says, "Awesomely reminiscent of The Raven t-shirt"
6:02 PM, 11/20/2011
collinvh adds, "I also approve of the size and placement. Nice work apelad."
6:06 PM, 11/20/2011
Narfcake educates on Calligrams.
7:49 AM, 11/21/2011
sabru8 loves it. "One of the best designs Woot has had in a while."
1:40 AM, 11/21/2011
Quoth Quasiskunk, "Yurick never looked so good! And I knew him."
6:03 PM, 11/20/2011
skatimmy737 wonders, "Do all skulls look like that or did Hamlet chop the top off?"
2:59 AM, 11/21/2011

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