Surrealiously?
Ugh, seriously, Shirt.Woot? I used to think you were cool. I'd check your site every day. But now it's basically nothing but nods to 20th century surrealism. It's like, we get it: By portraying images and thoughts in abstract or nonsensical juxtaposition we can perceive outside of all aesthetic and moral preoccupation. Yawn.
Sure, it's fun to see a shirt that intentionally neglects reason and linear thought every once in a while, but not every day. One day it's some joke about Belgian surrealist René Magritte, the next day it's a Max Ernst pun, and then some kind of Doctor Who/Dali time travel mashup. Boooooooring.
If you want to impress me with a surrealist design, pop the acorn in the engine and let her rip, tongue-tied Wildebeest!
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