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The Angry Girlfriend

by jasneko

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 10 - Oct 11
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 08
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Post-War Of The Sexes

3rd place in Derby #146: Eyewitness History, with 655 votes!

Look, doll, you gotta understand. We’d been fighting for, what, four years straight? And we’d won! We beat ‘em! We not only opened up the modern age, we also set the standard for cool movies, musicals, books, heck, even video games, even though I don’t know what those are yet! And after four years of creating history, well, a guy’s memory kinda goes a little bad.

Remember how you promised you’d be wearing that dress when I stepped off the boat? Well, all I’ve been thinking about is you in that dress, honest, for four years! And when I got back from that unprecedented four years of war, thinking of nothing but you the entire time, I saw a person I thought was you, and ran over and…

What? Social embarrassment? Oh, baby, don’t worry. Who’s gonna know? I’m sure that none of your friends, their friends, their children, their grandchildren, and hundreds of millions of people down through the years will ever see the photo that guy took. In this crowd? Come on.

Wear this shirt: when you’re celebrating how great it is to be done with a difficult task. Like changing the batteries in the smoke detector. Are you kidding, that thing’s all the way up on the roof! You gotta stand on a chair and everything!

Don’t wear this shirt: when proposing. Kinda sends a double meaning.

This shirt tells the world: “Mmmmmmmmmmph.”

We call this color: Any Other Day It Would Have Been Sexual Asphalt But That Particular Day Was Kinda Special

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

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  • 97% bought 1
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The Angry Girlfriend by jasneko
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