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The Answer is Science

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Let Down

Oh science, why you gotta get me so excited like that?

Science doesn't just say "We want the pig to fly"; it says, "We want the pig to TEACH ITSELF how to fly." And science doesn't just say, "Let's make the peanut butter smoother; it says, "Let's make the peanut butter that yearns to be smooth, so that it's smoothness will be the source of great pride and thus taste even creamier."

Science says, "Let's make toilet paper that you can talk to," and science says, "What if volcanoes erupted chocolate instead of lava?" and science says, "we should totally make it so that clouds spell out positive things about the people who look up at them." 

And then science does something boring like publishing a paper about the weather. My point: science is such a tease.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Zip Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

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  • 92% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
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The Answer is Science by walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.