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The Beast Sleeps

by Drakxxx

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Hey, Hogarth? Can we talk?

2nd place in Derby #143: Earth Day, with 771 votes!

Really man, how long are you gonna keep this up? Let that thing go! It’s been 40 years! Your short-sighted factory hasn’t made a single earth shoe in 30 years and the poor guy just sits there rusting. Let him run free and eat power lines or something!

This is just self-serving, is all. I’m beginning to feel like you’re less of a wide-eyed friend discovering your own humanity through that robot than just an opportunistic, failed capitalist.

Oh, come on! Look at this! He’s starting to grow TREES? At least let him get up and stretch or something!

Wear this shirt: While walking your giant robot around town.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to. We wouldn’t ever force you to do something you didn’t want to do.

This shirt tells the world: “All my friends are 40 feet tall and Martian.”

We call this color: Ho ho ho, Grass Giant

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
cheesepalease
Last Wooter to Woot:
robotrogelio

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 98% second woot
  • 2% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 34% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 98% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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The Beast Sleeps by Drakxxx
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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