The Binge

by Tjost

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Royal Blue

Style Tee

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Fit

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I Feel A Purge Coming Over Me

1st place in Derby #111: Blues, with 1403 votes!

When they offered me the gig, I said, “Sure, what’s the harm? Eat a few cookies, get a few laughs, then move on and do something real.” Now here it is 40 years later and I’ve gone nowhere. They don’t want to see what I can do with Ibsen. They don’t want to hear my album of tastefully arranged jazz standards. They don’t care about my all-puppet film adaptation of Tropic of Capricorn. No, they just want me to roll my eyes like some kind of idiot and gobble up a cookie or a letter or a telephone. Do you have any idea what I’ve done to my digestive system over the years? And for what? What am I? Just a clown, a freak – some even say a monster.

Wear this shirt: to your competitive-eating bouts.

Don’t wear this shirt: if cookie is not good enough for you.

This shirt tells the world: “I try to break free of my addictions, but I’m just a puppet.”

We call this color: Fuzzy ‘n’ Blue ‘n’ Depressed.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 0.000s

First Sucker:: ihoogendam

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Specs

Royal Blue Woot Tee

Specs

Royal Blue Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 0.000s

First Sucker:: ihoogendam

Last Wooter to Woot:: pophamj

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
96% second woot
4% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

16% joined today
2% one week old
4% one month old
22% one year old
56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
11%	23%	19%	14%	15%	8%	8%

Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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JadenKale investigates blue muppets.
7:29 PM, 9/10/2009
Muntoe says, " When I die, this is going to be the way I go out. While wearing this T-shirt."
7:03 PM, 9/10/2009
ampersandrea is curious, " Am I gonna get kicked out of my Al-Anon meeting if I wear this?"
7:07 PM, 9/10/2009
KaylaJ thinks, "that isn't cookie monster, that's obviously grover who stole some of CM's cookies and got an axe to the back."
7:27 PM, 9/10/2009
JadenKale posts, " ... And the next call woot will receive will be from the Jim Henson Company's lawyer..."
7:01 PM, 9/10/2009

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