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The Butterfly Defect

by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 07 - Jul 08
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Such a Cold Finger

Sherwin Van Trugg

Consider the story of Sherwin Van Trugg
He spent days in the garden, observing the bugs
Their delicate feelers, the sheen of their wings
Their slick carapaces, he loved all these things

While most children vied with each other in sports
Or played tag, or Red Rover, and games of all sorts
Little Sherwin was happier out on his own
Watching dermestid beetles strip flesh from fox bones

And as Sherwin grew up, this, for him, did not change
He still loved creepy-crawlies; folks still found him strange
So he never made friends, and so nobody cried
When old Sherwin ultimately sort of died

But the shambling corpse-thing that Sherwin became
Was happy (if that’s the right word) all the same
‘Cause for job satisfaction, he just could not beat
Feeding maggots and blowflies his own rancid meat

Wear this shirt: anywhere the beautiful and the horrifying collide. Like for example Las Vegas.

Don’t wear this shirt: gardening or gravedigging. You’ll get it filthy.

This shirt tells the world: “Un-death is just a natural part of life.”

We call this color: Wight White

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
58m 54.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 97% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Butterfly Defect by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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