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The Carpal Tunnelizer

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 20 - Jul 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 17
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Remember When They Used To Say Defender Had Too Many Buttons

There comes a point when “fun” is no longer fun. Some gentle threshold beyond which people start saying “learning curve” and “man hours” and begin importing controllers from foreign countries, where it goes from “wow, I want to learn that combo” to “how do I even pick that thing up”. This is the line that all men must choose whether or not to cross, the decision that only they can make. Do they move out of the house, learn a trade, and take a wife? Or do they make damn sure that no man can beat their M. Bison in head-to-head combat? Like the warrior monks of old, it is a calling only few can heed, but those that heed it, heed mercilessly.

This shirt was designed by: ApeLad, the man behind the ahem rediscovery of the ancient art of lolcats. Really. Also we hope he digs the word “heed”.

Wear this shirt: when you go to the arcade. And if you actually have an arcade near you, please let us know. We miss them.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re trying to pick up supermodels. They’ll take it as a challenge, and it’s a little known fact that supermodels are among the top video game players in the world. Even now, after all these years, Kathy Ireland still holds the world record for Joust.

This shirt tells the world: “That’s no moon.”

We call this color: Red The Walkthrough

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 23.000s
First Sucker:
napoleon
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter489162718

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 48% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Carpal Tunnelizer by ApeLad
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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