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The Chemist

by riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 28 - Sep 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Burner? I Barely Even Know ‘Er!

1st place in Derby #109: School, with 990 votes!

Chemistry
Test tube just blew right up in front of me
Thank God for goggles or I wouldn’t see
‘Cause I screwed up in
Chemistry

Sodium
Man what was I thinking that was dumb
I could have totally just lost my thumb
Because of all this
Sodium

I
Did
My math wrong
Gone Pete Tong
All over me
I’m
Last
In this class
But it still looked really nea-ea-ea-eat

Chemistry
They’ll be pulling shards of glass from me
Maybe I could join the ministry
To save them from my
Chemistry
To save them from my
Chemistry

Wear this shirt: under a protective apron, as it will not keep you safe from hazzardous chemicals. No, that’s not a typo, we’re talking about Bo and Luke’s moonshine. That’s powerful stuff.

Don’t wear this shirt: unless you promise to punch anyone who says “Wow, like potion class at Hogwarts!” Purchase is consent.

This shirt tells the world: “They called me mad at the Institute! That is to say, the boys did. The girls just never called me.”

We call this color: If You’re Female And Mad About The Pronouns We Used In “This Shirt tells the world:” And Decide To Complain To Our Boss About Our Blatant Sexism It’s Gonna Be Our Asphalt In A Sling

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Chemist by riffmaster18
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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