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The Convenient Tiny Chair

by thedansterwashere

$19.00 + free shipping
Lemon
New
Tee
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Off the top rope

A Devastating Display of Bot-On-Bot Violence.

3rd place in Derby #82: Individualism, with 1135 votes!

“I’m here with Billy ‘Pretty Boy’ Blue, who’s just defeated Roberto Roboto, ‘The Red Menace,’ in one of the most shocking upsets I’ve seen in my career. Pretty Boy, what got into you out there?”

“I’M THE MASTER OF DISASTER, CLARENCE. YOU KNOW THAT. NOW THE WHOLE COUNTRY KNOWS IT. I’M LEAN. I’M MEAN. I’M A FIGHTING MACHINE. LITERALLY, I AM A MACHINE DESIGNED AND ENGINEERED FOR FIGHTING.

“YOU SEE THIS BELT, AMERICA? NO, NOT THAT ONE, THAT’S JUST A DRIVE BELT THAT RUNS MY SECONDARY PUNCHING ARM. I MEAN THIS BELT, THIS ONE HERE. THIS IS THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT. IT’S FOR CHAMPIONS ONLY. IT’S BEEN IN ROBOTO’S RUSTY HANDS FOR TOO LONG. NOW IT’S BACK WHERE IT BELONGS. LET HIM TRY TO RETRIEVE IT. ROBOTO, I’M TALKING TO YOU NOW: RETIRE TO THE SCRAP HEAP, YOU CHUMP. I AM NOT PROGRAMMED TO HOLD A GRUDGE. BUT IF YOU DARE TO FACE ME IN THE RING AGAIN, A FATAL EXCEPTION MAY OCCUR.

“JUST ONE MORE THING, CLARENCE, I’D LIKE TO GIVE THANKS TO MY CREATOR FOR GIVING ME THE STRENGTH I NEEDED TO GET IT DONE IN THE RING.”

“Creator? You mean…”

“YES, ALL HONOR AND PRAISE TO THE FATHER, ARCHIE FINKLEBERG, FOUNDER OF FINKLEBERG ROBOTICS AND THE SOURCE OF MY POWER, COURAGE AND COMMITMENT, PATENTS PENDING.”

“You heard it, folks—a demonstrative ‘Pretty Boy’ Blue, exuberant after reclaiming the Megaultraheavyweight championship belt! This is Clarence MacHammertoe reporting ringside from Rockemsockemania XVIII… Wow, what a match! Back to you, Frank.”

Wear this shirt: around shirt.woot’s Kahuna Grande, Joel. Did you know Joel actually collects tiny chairs? It’s true. We don’t think he’s got a steel folding one, though.

Don’t wear this shirt: in a cage match, unless you buy an extremely tightly-fitting size. You don’t want to give your opponent anything to grab hold of (besides your long, flowing hair, which is a liability too, but since it’s your trademark you can’t very well cut it short).

This shirt tells the world: “IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT”

We call this color: Turnbuck-Lemon.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
cooldano
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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