“Thanks for coming in, Mr. Jackson. Can I call you Sam?”

“You can call me whatever you mutha-bleepin’ want as long as the bleepin’ check clears. Now what’s the bleep is this bleep about?”

“Well, Mr. Jackson, we’d like you to play the lead role in Shirt.Woot Studio’s new sure-to-be-a-blockbuster CGI movie, ‘The Curser’. In it, you play a rogue computer cursor roaming the streets of Cybertown as you begin your horrible mission of vengeance against the Blue Screen Of Death Clan, the clan that murdered your family and friends.”

“Hmm. Sounds interesting. But why me? I ain’t exactly the first thing people think of when they see a tiny white arrow floatin’ across their mutha-bleepin’ screen.”

“After reading the script, we feel that the dialogue is almost tailor-made to your specific talents.”

”’Specific talents’? Now what in the bleepin’ bleep is that supposed to mutha-bleepin’ mean?”

Wear this shirt: the next time your computer locks up.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Vacation Bible Technology Camp.

This shirt asks the world: “Do you click your mother with that cursor?”

We call this color: Mutha-Heather Gray

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