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The Curser

by Roni Lagin

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 19 - Nov 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 17
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Point and #%$@!

“Thanks for coming in, Mr. Jackson. Can I call you Sam?”

“You can call me whatever you mutha-bleepin’ want as long as the bleepin’ check clears. Now what’s the bleep is this bleep about?”

“Well, Mr. Jackson, we’d like you to play the lead role in Shirt.Woot Studio’s new sure-to-be-a-blockbuster CGI movie, ‘The Curser’. In it, you play a rogue computer cursor roaming the streets of Cybertown as you begin your horrible mission of vengeance against the Blue Screen Of Death Clan, the clan that murdered your family and friends.”

“Hmm. Sounds interesting. But why me? I ain’t exactly the first thing people think of when they see a tiny white arrow floatin’ across their mutha-bleepin’ screen.”

“After reading the script, we feel that the dialogue is almost tailor-made to your specific talents.”

”’Specific talents’? Now what in the bleepin’ bleep is that supposed to mutha-bleepin’ mean?”

Wear this shirt: the next time your computer locks up.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Vacation Bible Technology Camp.

This shirt asks the world: “Do you click your mother with that cursor?”

We call this color: Mutha-Heather Gray

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
steve28472
Last Wooter to Woot:
zelikien

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Curser by Roni Lagin
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.