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The Dandy Lion

by kdeuce

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Only The Lionly

2nd place in Derby #69: Miniature Worlds, with 1185 votes!

I was up high
For a while
I could fly for a while
For I when I caught the wind
Thought it would never end
But then
It just
Died down
And I no longer sail
Since my transport failed
It was a
Li-i-i-ion
On which I flew
Li-i-i-ion
Dandy too
But now
Those days all gone
I’m on the ground
From
This moment on
With no more lion
Lion
Lion
Liiiiiion
I thought IIIIII would be
Forever skyyyyyyyward see
Riding my lion

This shirt was designed by: kdeuce, who understands that if we did all the whole song it would push his name down where no one would see it. That’s why radio edits were invented.

Wear this shirt: when you hope someone will give you a blMY GOODNESS THAT’S A TERRIBLE JOKE TO BE MAKING WE HAVE KID’S SIZES NOW AFTER ALL I HOPE YOUR MOTHER DOESN’T READ THESE THINGS WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH LANGUAGE GO TO YOUR OFFICE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have co-workers wil allergies.

This shirt tells the world: “KTHXBYE”

We call this color: If You Want To Look Like Roy Orbison You Need A Little Creme In Your Hair

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
kabbaj
Last Wooter to Woot:
hadjiman3

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 34% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The Dandy Lion by kdeuce
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