I was up high
For a while
I could fly for a while
For I when I caught the wind
Thought it would never end
But then
It just
Died down
And I no longer sail
Since my transport failed
It was a
Li-i-i-ion
On which I flew
Li-i-i-ion
Dandy too
But now
Those days all gone
I’m on the ground
From
This moment on
With no more lion
Lion
Lion
Liiiiiion
I thought IIIIII would be
Forever skyyyyyyyward see
Riding my lion

This shirt was designed by: kdeuce, who understands that if we did all the whole song it would push his name down where no one would see it. That’s why radio edits were invented.

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This shirt tells the world: “KTHXBYE”

We call this color: If You Want To Look Like Roy Orbison You Need A Little Creme In Your Hair

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