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The Devil is in the Details

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 27
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Tempted By The Fruit Of Another

1st place in Derby #98: Famous Quotations Illustrated, with 1221 votes!

Muhahaha. Muhahaha. I’m such a clever dark power. Muhahahaha. This apple will bring about the downfall of God’s favorite creation. Muhahahaha. When the woman eats of it, she’ll awaken to a new… wait… wait, get away from there, squirrel… no, don’t take a bite of… oh, crap. Well, great job, squirrel, now you’ve got the forbidden knowledge of good and evil. Yes, yes, we all know you’re naked, no one else cares. Do you know how long it takes me to create a magic apple made of sin? Okay, fine, take this one back to your mate, it’s ruined anyway. I’ll just start again. What? Just use a fig leaf or something, I don’t care about you. I’m not trying to corrupt the souls of squirrels. Get lost.

Okay, then. Take two. Muhahaha. Muhahahahaha. With this second apple, I’ll tempt the woman and then… no, wait, worm, don’t, don’t you dare… oh. Oh, I can’t believe it. Yes, worm, you’re naked too. Everyone’s naked. That’s what this apple does, it wakes you up to reality. No, worm, they don’t make tiny fig leaves to cover… what do you have to cover, anyway? And what’s that noise? Oh, it’s just the angel with the flaming sword, kicking the squirrel family out of paradise. Worm, that’s you next, you’d better enjoy it now. Listen, I don’t have time to talk. Thankfully, I’ve got another apple that I can use to… wait, is that a fruit fly? No, wait, don’t take a bite of… aw, CRAP! Why did I ever quit my last job, anyway?

Wear this shirt: to keep doctors away. Stop calling, Colin Baker, we don’t have any work for you.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you ever find a pretty young woman in the woods. She won’t mind the shirt personally, but those dwarves of hers will remember that you had it on, and when the manslaughter charges start flying you won’t be in a good position.

This shirt tells the world: “What manner of devil tree is this?”

We call this color: Today’s Special: Apple Brown Betty (Made With Fresh Betty)

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
yuhoo
Last Wooter to Woot:
NadjaBorgwardt

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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