3rd place in Derby #178 Mid-Century Modern Design , with 525 votes!

Christian Doppler is known mostly for his observations regarding sound. For example, the change in frequency of a wave for an observer moving relative to the source of the wave is the effect that carries his name. But not many people know that there was also a Susan Doppler who did a lot of work into dinosaur-human telepathy!

Under her model, a properly trained human could use mind beams to take control of the dinosaur, possibly using it to rob banks or maybe act as a baby sitter. Susan Doppler’s work was groundbreaking, and if there had been any test dinosaurs available for experimentation, she might have been more famous than the lucky physicist who now gets all the credit for freaky ambulance noises. And maybe we’d all be a little more afraid whenever we went to the banks.

Wear this shirt: when you’re far away, and then closer, and then really close, and then far away again.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think it’s all to scale. Like, that human is actually sixteen feet tall. He’s just closer to the camera than the raptor.

This shirt tells the world: “Wow, are you SURE that wasn’t ever a movie poster?”

We call this color: Cold Blooded, Black Hearted So-and-so.

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