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The Dragon Claw Lesson

by Rob Gould

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 8
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Another Day at the Office

You don't have to be a shadowy assassin to work here, but it helps.

"Ugh, Monday."

"Tell me about it. It gets worse."

"Are you- Are you f*&%ing kidding me? AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COMMON HUMAN DECENCY TO MAKE MORE COFFEE WHEN THE POT RUNS OUT?!"

"Seems like it."

"Jeez. Bunch of savages."

"I'm already playing catch-up from taking Friday off."

"I swear, I spend half my day just deleting emails."

"Ugh, I know. I feel like I hardly have time for the actual assassinations, these days. It's all stupid administrative stuff."

"You still heading out to Okinawa next week?"

"Yeah, shuriken conference."

Wear this shirt: If you're into ninja stuff.

Don't wear this shirt: If you're not into ninja stuff.

This shirt tells the world: "I like ninja stuff.

We call this color: Slate Samurai

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Dragon Claw Lesson by Rob Gould
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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