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HOW TO MAKE A DRAGON

-Buy dragon mix from your local dragon purveyor. Choose your favorite flavor of dragon. We enjoy the green flavored dragons.

-Sprinkle dragon mix in potting soil. Cover lightly. Keep in mind the soil must be enchanted soil. You can get enchanted soil from your local magic forest or Amazon.

-Stir regularly with the Spoon of Wisdom. There is only one Spoon of Wisdom, so you have to get on the waitlist to rent it.

-To get on the waitlist to rent the Spoon of Wisdom, you must strike a deal with the Spoon Crone.

-To strike a deal with the Spoon Crone, you’ll need to enroll in a required online negotiation course called “Advanced Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies.”

-To register for “Advanced Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies,” you’ll need to successfully pass its prerequisite course: “Basic Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies.”

-To enroll in “Basic Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies,” you’ll need to obtain a letter of recommendation from the Owl of Utmost Scrutiny.

-To obtain a letter of recommendation from the Owl of Utmost Scrutiny, you’ll need to pass an inspection by the Dragon Protection Service.

-To pass the Dragon Protection Service inspection, you’ll need to have your own certified handmade dragon.

-Wait.

-Oh. We see it now.

-Ok this is why nobody has dragons.

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