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The Dragon Maker

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 15 - Aug 16
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it's easier than you think

1st place in Derby #476 Animal Mechanicals with 187 votes!

HOW TO MAKE A DRAGON

-Buy dragon mix from your local dragon purveyor. Choose your favorite flavor of dragon. We enjoy the green flavored dragons.

-Sprinkle dragon mix in potting soil. Cover lightly. Keep in mind the soil must be enchanted soil. You can get enchanted soil from your local magic forest or Amazon.

-Stir regularly with the Spoon of Wisdom. There is only one Spoon of Wisdom, so you have to get on the waitlist to rent it.

-To get on the waitlist to rent the Spoon of Wisdom, you must strike a deal with the Spoon Crone.

-To strike a deal with the Spoon Crone, you’ll need to enroll in a required online negotiation course called “Advanced Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies.”

-To register for “Advanced Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies,” you’ll need to successfully pass its prerequisite course: “Basic Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies.”

-To enroll in “Basic Spoon Crone Negotiation Strategies,” you’ll need to obtain a letter of recommendation from the Owl of Utmost Scrutiny.

-To obtain a letter of recommendation from the Owl of Utmost Scrutiny, you’ll need to pass an inspection by the Dragon Protection Service.

-To pass the Dragon Protection Service inspection, you’ll need to have your own certified handmade dragon.

-Wait.

-Oh. We see it now.

-Ok this is why nobody has dragons.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 30.555s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The Dragon Maker by Patrickspens
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