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The elusive TaMoko Kiwi

by Josephus

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Kiwi’s Big Adventure

3rd place in Derby #104: Tattoo, with 726 votes!

You know that feeling you get when you turn on the radio and you hear The Clash fading out? Well, kiwis feel like that all the time. They have those teeny wings. They might as well be lead weights for all the good they do. Even on a really nice day, all they have to do is look up to be reminded what they’re missing. It’s very discouraging.

Is it any wonder that the kiwi is considered “high risk”? After all, where can it go? Even worse than a glass ceiling is a skylight you simply can’t reach. This is why the kiwi does dangerous things, like drinking, smoking, and getting tattoos. The kiwi simply can’t help it. It wants to be a bird, just like all the other birds out there. But it has to find other ways to feel like it can fly.

Wear this shirt: when you’re killing dragons. That’s right, we said it.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have not yet passed through the rituals that designate you an adult member of your people. Even though we say that here, we’re still selling kids sizes. Go figure, right?

This shirt tells the world: “I am quite possibly under the protection of Tane Mahuta at this very second, so step off, jack.”

We call this color: Strawberry Kiwis And Creme

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
hananoheiwa
Last Wooter to Woot:
mikiekwoods

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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The elusive TaMoko Kiwi by Josephus
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