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The End Is The Beginning

by SeedUvPain

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Please Wear Responsibly

1st place in Derby #214: Double-Take Derby 14, with 695 votes!

WARNING: Shirt.Woot bears no responsibility for any injuries incurred while a wearer attempts to show off this shirt’s hidden talent.

You’ve no doubt been waiting a very long time for a shirt with the word “ALCHEMY” emblazoned across the front in fancy-type lettering. Who hasn’t? And now that you’ve found that your patience has been rewarded with a design that reads the same upside down as it does right side up, we bet you can’t press that big yellow “I want one!” button fast enough.

HOWEVER, due to the unconventional nature of this design, we feel the need to warn you of the possibly dire consequences that come with performing a headstand to show off your shirt when you are physically incapable of doing so safely. Such a stupid, asinine, and generally jerkwad decision could lead to injury. Instead, should you feel the need to allow others to bask in the glow of your shirt’s wonderful trickery, try a more practical approach, such as:

  • Show the shirt off to loved ones while not wearing it. When properly cleaned and folded, the magic of this Alchemy shirt can be shared easily and safely with others.
  • Should you find the above impossible, taking off your shirt in an appropriate place and manner and then letting your friends turn it upside down for themselves will work nicely. The shirt should not be overly sweaty when handed to a friend, nor should you attempt to remove it from your torso in an area where it might be indecent to do so, such as a shopping mall or nunnery.
  • If you cannot take off your shirt without fear of law enforcement or personal embarrassment, try laying down face-up on the ground and allowing your friends to walk around you while viewing the shirt’s design. Note: Be aware of your surroundings. A crowded bar, busy street, funeral parlor, train tracks and the like are poor choices for this endeavor.
  • If all else fails, take a picture of your chest with a smartphone you may have on hand, then send the photo to your friends’ phones. Please remember to put the shirt back on before attempting this maneuver.

Wear this shirt: while gathering stones from your college Philosophy professor’s rock garden.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you had your panacea removed as a child.

This shirt tells the world: “Ask me about Alchemy (and I’ll try to answer it in a way that doesn’t bore you to tears)!"

We call this color: Elixir Of Navy

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 5.000s
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Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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The End Is The Beginning by SeedUvPain
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