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The End

by littleclyde

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

Everybody, It’s A Good Thing

DEVO’s choice in Derby #152: De-evolution!

One day, far in the future, only two things will be left. One thing will be all those catchy little bits of advertising, like jingles, commercials, slogans and (God willing) clever witty subversion that the bosses just don’t catch in time. And the other thing will be roaches.

It’s only natural to assume that, at some point, these two ultimate forms of life will combine and create an offspring so catchy and indestructible that not even humming the Juicy Fruit song will be able to stop it. A creature of the most pure, most distilled immortality, mind and body fused into something that can neither be stopped nor contained. Is this beast our future? Or our past? Perhaps no man can say.

Which is why we had to go to the most famous “not men” in the world. That’s right, you’re lookin’ at the shirt DEVO liked the best. So if you don’t like it, that’s YOUR problem.

…c’mon, smile a little. Don’t make us look bad in front of DEVO.

Wear this shirt: and also keep in mind that they come in kids sizes too. Proper de-evolution begins at home.

Don’t wear this shirt: while listening to Men Without Hats. Hats are crucial here.

This shirt tells the world: Man, why do we always have to EXPLAIN everything? Why can’t you just GET IT, you know? Whatever IT is, that’s up to you. Put a little effort into life, man! Look for your OWN meanings, okay?

We call this color: Kiss Has An Army, Maybe DEVO Has A Navy?

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Seniority

  • 23% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

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  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.