The Feather from The Inkwell

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Quoth the Raven, the talk show

3rd Place in Derby #384: Inspiration, with 128 votes!

Once again, it's time for everyone's favorite TV animal talk show, Quoth the Raven. Now here's your host: The Raven!

[shrill theme song, explosion, RAVEN flies through window and lands on desk]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

[silence for 16 minutes]

ANNOUNCER: Looks like it's time for our In The News segment!

[In The News theme music, 213 news headlines flash across the screen in ten seconds, audience laughter]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

[silence for 40 min]

ANNOUNCER: Our first guest tonight is movie star Rachel McAdams!

[RACHEL enters, sits]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

RACHEL: Well, my new movie is a romantic comedy about an ancient blood pyramid that just can't find the right girl. That is, until my character comes along haha.

AUDIENCE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

RACHEL: But then destiny brings them together and they get married in the end, whoops spoiler, anyway sorry.

RAVEN: Nevermore.

RACHEL: Haha. I suppose you're right, but I've never been to Mexico.

RAVEN: Nevermore.

RACHEL: Thanks for having me.

[RACHEL exits in silence]

RAVEN: Nevermore.

[balloons drop from the ceiling then burst into flame]

[credits in silence]

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