Quoth the Raven, the talk show
3rd Place in Derby #384: Inspiration, with 128 votes!
Once again, it's time for everyone's favorite TV animal talk show, Quoth the Raven. Now here's your host: The Raven!
[shrill theme song, explosion, RAVEN flies through window and lands on desk]
[silence for 16 minutes]
ANNOUNCER: Looks like it's time for our In The News segment!
[In The News theme music, 213 news headlines flash across the screen in ten seconds, audience laughter]
[silence for 40 min]
ANNOUNCER: Our first guest tonight is movie star Rachel McAdams!
[RACHEL enters, sits]
RACHEL: Well, my new movie is a romantic comedy about an ancient blood pyramid that just can't find the right girl. That is, until my character comes along haha.
RACHEL: But then destiny brings them together and they get married in the end, whoops spoiler, anyway sorry.
RACHEL: Haha. I suppose you're right, but I've never been to Mexico.
RACHEL: Thanks for having me.
[RACHEL exits in silence]
[balloons drop from the ceiling then burst into flame]
[credits in silence]
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