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The Frankensteins

by Robert Gould

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 20 - Jul 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
Delivery Update: To keep our associates safe, we have temporarily paused production of all Woot! Shirt apparel. Please note that our estimated delivery dates have been extended accordingly. When production resumes, we will reinstate our traditional delivery estimates.

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Keeping Up With The Addamses

What is America? Is it a hand from a German? A thigh from Russia? An ear from London, a tongue from Mexico, a chest from Canada, a kidney from Thailand, a back from Senegal? It is all these things and more, stitched together into a freakish shambling mess that somehow cannot be stopped by fire or pitchforks or angry villagers.

Lonely, but pretending it wants to be left alone, the monster that did not ask to be looks only to find a place in the world, and a partner. It makes mistakes, sure, but why should we focus on that little girl with the roses over and over again? Why not instead look forward to the grand future ahead of the monster? A future where the supernatural Draculas and werewolves of the Old Country must give way to a thing of pure reason, birthed by the science and technology we now outsource to India. Oh brave new world that has such monsters in it!

Wear this shirt: to do the chores in fresh air. Farm living is the life!

Don’t wear this shirt: to visit the stores in Times Square. Don’t you adore a penthouse view?

This shirt tells the world: “YOU. WIFE. GOODBYE. LIFE.”

We call this color: Black Acres We Are There (doo doot doo doot doot… doot doot!)

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
Motu
Last Wooter to Woot:
oblaft

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 87% second woot
  • 13% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 87% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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The Frankensteins by Robert Gould
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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