And our mystery celebrity Black Friday contributor is ... [drumroll] WIL WHEATON!
"Sure, Wil. We'd love to collaborate on another shirt. What are you thinking?"
You see a blank shirt. To the north is a tag. To the south is a large dark opening.
Do you choose to explore the north or the south of the shirt?
"Are you DMing our business call?"
Just roll it.
"OK, we got a 1 and a 2."
Three boats appear on the shirt, packed with strange, cloaked figures. What do you do?
"Well, ahem, OK we'll go along with this. Three boats, huh? We must be able to make a shirt design out of that. Ummmm, how about a play on 'The Great Wave'?"
You want to add a Japanese-style wave to the design?
"OK, looks like a 6 and a 17."
You sell 23 shirts on the first day.
"What??? That's our worst-selling shirt of all time. Why didn't it do well?"
"OK, we got to a tavern and ask a local."
'Greetings, stranger.' The rough-and-tumble mercenary says.
'Word in these parts is that your shirt was too simple, friend. What was the gag? What was the take? Why would somebody wear this? Now pass me another flagon of mead and let us drink it all away.'
"All right, so we need more of a concept."
Do you buy him a flagon of mead?
"What? Oh, sure. Yes."
That costs you one silver piece. You can send it directly to my personal PayPal account.
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