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The Green Door

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

I Found the Listing on Craigslist

Third place in Derby #267: Double-Take Derby 18, with 466 votes!

"Hi, I'm Angie! Come on in, you guys!"

"Hi, Angie. I'm Dana and this is Ethan, my fiance."

"We're really excited about getting to see the place."

"Great! Let's get right to it!"

"What's that smell?"

"Don't worry about that. We'll have cleaners in here before you guys move in. So this is it: 710 square feet, subterranean, natural surface flooring-"

"It looks like dirt."

"It is! The unit is a VERY eco-conscious design."

"The ceilings are pretty low."

"So the previous tenant was…differently abled. You'll notice a lot of things are lower than in an average home. Of course you're welcome to do any renovations you might care to take on."

"So what happened to the previous tenant?"

"No clue, to be honest. The neighbors complained about a party one night, but when I showed up to try and talk to him he was gone. Some creepy homeless guy told me he left on some kind of quest or something. Anyway, here's the bathroom."

Wear this shirt: While visiting the Shire.

Don't wear this shirt: To Mordor. One does not simply wear this shirt to Mordor.

This shirt tells the world: "I too am extremely short and hairy."

We call this color: Hobbits smoke grass green

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 13.999s
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Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.